How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.