Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.