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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.