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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile