Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.