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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner