What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend?

Hey Messe

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Jos and Josb

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Alane

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!