How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.