What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.