What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.