What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.