Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.