What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.