What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope