What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk