March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Previous Random Joke Next

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears