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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP