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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.