What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!