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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!