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Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!