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Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.