Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent