Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!