What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them