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What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them