What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.