What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles