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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.