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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...