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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.