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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.