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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"