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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.