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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard