What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.