What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee