What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.