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What is the result?

A tie.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.