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What is the result?

A tie.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!