What is the result?

A tie.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.