What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight