What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.