What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.