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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs