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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.