Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin