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What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby