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What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss