What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.