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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.