What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.