What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times