A pervert.
To cover up their Ariel-as.
To cover up his bald spot.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
His nose is wet.
A crap smear.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
