Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!