How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.