How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.