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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!