What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

A Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!