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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Panther Jokes More Panther Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.