Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Ones a cunning runt...

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What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.