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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.