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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.