What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.