What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness