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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!