Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

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