None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Because the only constant is change.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Racist
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
It slit.
Razer.