What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!