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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.