What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.