What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.