Look, Ma! No hands!
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Outlaws are wanted.
