How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?