What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.