How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!