How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.